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Reality Stinks

June 23, 2009 · Leave a Comment

You never know what peace is until you walk on the shores or in the fields or along the winding red roads of Prince Edward Island in a summer twilight when the dew is falling and the old stars are peeping out and the sea keeps its mighty tryst with the little land it loves. You find your soul then. You realize that youth is not a vanished thing but something that dwells forever in the heart.

-Lucy Maud Montgomery

I think it’s an unwritten Canadian bylaw that anything that has to do with Prince Edward Island must include a quote from it’s most famous islander. Before I go on, I must confess (I’m catholic, I can do that) I read Anne of Green Gables for the first time one week before my PEI trip. I only knew Anne from that excellent t.v. mini series that everyone watched in the 1980s.

The book paints a bucolic picture of a rural island with red soil, farms, presbyterianism and small town relationships (and everything that entails.) Twenty first century PEI is about the same (except the presbyterianism – they became United Churches). Today’s population totals 138,000, so it’s possible that locally grown PEI potatoes outnumber people like 100,000 for every 5 PEI’er. In the touristy stores, not only can you buy Anne stuff, but also a sack of potatoes. Don’t believe me?
 

Massive Bag for only $9.95 Cdn

Massive Bag for only $9.95 Cdn

Back to Anne…Seeing how rustic the islands is still, I was excited to see Cavendish, Montgomery’s town which was the model for Avonlea. In her time, Cavendish boasted a library, meeting hall, two churches, a school and a number of families who all seemed to be related to each other. Driving north up Route 6, I passed an oyster farm and a number of agricultural farms. Besides the town line sign, Cavendish was announced by the Shining Waters Water Park and Avonlea Village (a recreation of Anne’s Avonlea/Cavendish).

Green Gables itself  is now a National Park surrounded by the Green Gables Golf Course. While walking through the ”Haunted Woods” Hubby and I made our way around golf carts and while wandering down “Lover’s Lane,” I noticed a golf ball in the babbling stream. The actual Green Gables home was owned by her grandparent’s cousins and, according to Montgomery, it was the model for Anne’s home. The place was cute and crawling with young, female park wardens wearing dirty fleece jackets. Hubby and I were able to explore the building unhurried. We exited just as a bus tour of retirees arrived. Phew!

That's not Matthew on the ladder.

That's not Matthew on the ladder.

Today’s Cavendish has lost it’s school, a church, the meeting hall and most of the families. As our breakfast waitress told us one morning, “No one lives in Cavendish…maybe 50.” Even in Montgomery’s time, the Anne books brought loads of tourists to the island. Montgomery’s own childhood home was torn down because her uncle (who inherited the place) was sick of the tourists peeking through the windows (it stood empy for a number of years and was falling apart), trampling his crops and knocking on his door to ask questions about his niece whom he didn’t particularly like.

Even Montgomery’s own life didn’t live up to Anne. While on the island I bought a copy of Lucy Maud Montgomery: The Gift of Wings, by Mary Henley Rubio. Her grandfather (not the model for Matthew) was a sh*t, her husband suffered from severe depression and was dependent on bromides and barbituates (as Maud did herself). Her oldest son was a clinical psychopath and, to top it off, there’s reason to believe that Montgomery committed suicide.

During her lifetime, Montgomery liked writing books with happy endings and always treasured her time on PEI (she moved to Ontario when married in her late 30s). It’s no wonder that she wanted to be buried in Cavendish, a short trek through the Haunted Woods where her beloved Green Gables stands.

Though I think she would be saddened to see what her novels have done to her hometown.

 

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Waking Up Canadian

April 18, 2009 · Leave a Comment

I’ve always had a soft spot in one of my ventricles for our Northern Neighbor. (Montreal Canadiens excepted.) A friend mentioned reading about this video. I did a quick search on YouTube and viola (add the accent mark)! It’s cute.

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You Get What You Deserve

January 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Ice strands Canadian cruise ship for 30-plus hours

TORONTO – A cruise ship carrying 300 passengers that became lodged in thick ice in the St. Lawrence River for more than 30 hours was freed Tuesday with the help of an ice breaking vessel, officials said.

“Because it was so cold and windy, the wind blew ice from Montreal down into the St. Lawrence River at high speeds and it became very thick, which is why the ship became stuck there for so long,” Arsenault said.

Arsenault said there were no injuries.

Gray said the cruise ship got stuck about five miles from Montreal.

“All of a sudden, there was this loud, grinding noise and we knew we were really in a fix,” he said.

That’s what you get for booking A CRUISE in the MIDDLE OF WINTER IN CANADA!!!!

Sheesh…

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Happy Canada Day!

July 1, 2008 · 2 Comments

The REAL Canadian SymbolRandom thoughts on our neighbors to the north. Did you know you can drive from Boston to Halifax in one day? It would be a LOONNGGG day trip but doable. In ‘06 I biked the Cabot Trail in Cape Breton (which is also doable if you’re in decent shape) and the only decent beer I discovered was called “Sleeman’s Black Pearl.” For some reason there was a graphic of a black number “8″ pool ball on the label. I can’t seem to find it on the web, so it may be gone. Piece of advice…I know they advertise themselves as “The Pride of Nova Scotia” on their web site, but please stay away from Alexander Keith’s. The man has a lovely obelisk tombstone in Halifax but his beer…I don’t want to be brought before the Canadian Human Rights Commission, so I’ll quit while I’m ahead.

During my first trip to Toronto, it was about 40 minutes before I heard, “…, eh” in a sentence. (I was walking through Chinatown of all places.) On the same trip I saw two 9 year olds playing hockey…on the sands of Lake Ontario.

In and around Montreal are many fine gentlemen’s clubs. I can’t vouch for the clubs (actually, I’d like to see them wiped off the face of a Quebecois map) but no matter where I went to eat, the food was great.

When in Quebec City, the old town, visit Bar Chez Son Pere. Cheap beer and live music. And forget the very American thing of just listening and nodding your head to the music. EVERYBODY sings very loudly along with the musician. An unbelievable time will be had by all.

Before I end my musings on La Belle Province, I’ve got to mention Patrice L’EcuThe HOMMEyer. If you watch even a fraction of Radio Canada, which is usually available on cable in New England, you would have noticed this man. Patrice is the host of seemingly dozens of t.v. shows and he’s a guest on dozens of other Quebec talk shows. I suppose one french-speaking province can have only so many t.v. personalities. Just look at him…he’s about as “homme” as one can get. (Notice the unbuttoned collar and undone tie…very French.)

One more shout out…to Victoria, BC. It’s lovely. Simply put.

And, so to all my Canadian friends (all one of you), I raise a Unibroue “La Fin du Monde” and wish you a very happy Dominion Day.

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